It was raining outside

So I went to Loblaws and read "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" for 45 minutes.

Ontario's prime location for advancement of knowledge and shenanigans

Well, I took a trip on down to the science centre today, where we watched a presentation on light and optics for 45 minutes and spent the rest of the day fucking around.

Mostly it was just Felix and I, travelling from exhibit to exhibit, harrassing children and making fools of ourselves. But that was mostly Felix. I was just there to look outrageously handsome and tell him to stop making an ass of himself.

I'm a bit ashamed to admit I didn't really do much science while there, but then again, you don't really go to the science centre to do that anyway, so that's cool.

All in all, it wasn't a bad trip, but whether it was worth $20 is another question. Just to think that I could've not spent $20 and spent some time playing baseball and shopping for skinny jeans...

FFFFFFFFFFFUCK YES

TIM HORTONS ICED COFFEE IS BACK. FOR NINETYNINE CENTS.

Excuse me while I wipe some unidentified substance from my keyboard.

D'awwww

:3

... And Finally:

GOLIATH ONLINE

What's up, people

Been watching the news recently? You might be aware of an unfolding crisis in the Middle East, for about the 69,000th time. This time, Israel and Egypt have jointly began a naval blockade of Gaza, aiming to stop reinforced concrete (for building bunkers) from entering the state.

If you've been watching the news, you probably know about what's happened to the Turkish Aid Flotilla. If you haven't been watching the news, watch the news.

Please support Israel. If you disagree, or want more info, please talk to me and I'll tell you what's up. The number one thing is to remain informed.

Dear facebook groups;

It's YOU'RE. not YOUR.

Eg:

YOUR arms should be cut off for not following these elementary rules of grammar.

YOU'RE a fucking dumbass, please die in a fire.

WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. IT IS NOT THAT HARD. YOU LEARN THIS IN FOURTH GRADE WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU