Saturday, May 29, 2010

BREAKING NEWS!






















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The 19th and 20th centures were interesting times.
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As an aside, I really hate Powerade. Yeah, this shit right here:






















FUCK YOU, YOU ARE DISGUSTING. YOU SHOULD NOT BE A DRINK.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Unnecessary distances I have walked

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Summeridge Dr/Bathurst St to My House, 2 km









Dufferin St/Centre St to Promenade Mall, 1.8 km








Bayview Ave/Major Mackenzie Dr to Bayview Ave/16th Ave, 2.1 km





















Rutherford Rd/Thornhill Woods Dr to My House, 2.1 km





















Bayview Ave/16th Ave to Queens Quay, 26 km






















Bayview Ave/Bantry Ave to Hunters Point Dr/Highway 7 (today), ~4 km















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Well, it may have been unnecessary, but walking is actually pretty relaxing, healthy, and, if no one's around, a good time to sing to yourself very loudly.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Unionville is a beautiful place

I went down to Main Street Unionville with my family this Sunday. It's really, really nice there. I took some pictures (click for larger view).

















































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They also have Kawartha Ice Cream there. Only the best kind known to man. If I could eat only Kawarta ice cream for the rest of my life, I would.
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BONUS IMAGE: A way cool duck. Also, my brother.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Of Iron Man and Iced Coffee

















 

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So yesterday I went and watched Iron Man 2 with a few gentlemen (Felix, Jacky, and Leighton).
The verdict? Tony Stark is an asshole and Ivan Vanko is a really cool movie villian. Other than that, however, It was your standard cliché'd American Summer movie, with lots of explosions, fight scenes, and wisecracks.
Most of it's pretty nonsensical. For instance:

In the climactic scene, hero Tony and villian Ivan have an epic battle in the heart of New York. Hundreds of buildings, vehicles, bridges, and pretty much everything in destroyed, probably causing upwards of $30 trillion in property damages. Later, when Iron Man invariably wins, he receives a medal for his "heroism".

Thank you, Tony Stark, for totally destroying our city's infrastructure and your own world exposition in the pursuit of one man. On the bright side, regardless of all the explosions and 7 foot tall battle droids shooting missiles all over the place, the only person that was shown dying was the villian. Have a medal for your heroism.

3/5, wouldn't watch again.
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I love Iced Coffee.

















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I don't know why Tim Hortons got rid of it, but I really want them to bring it back.
Please?

Thursday, May 20, 2010

HEY YOU

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So I lost my sweet shades yesterday, and put up this poster today to see if anyone could find and return them.
 Unfortunately, I ended up finding them approximately in hour later making this an incredibly useless waste of extremely overpriced ink.

Where did I find them?

In my math binder, slightly bent. Luckily, I managed to mold them back into place, but I have the feeling they'll never be the same.

It only goes to prove the hypothesis that math was sent from hell to destroy everything I love.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Things I want to do

1: Move to New Zealand

2: Have money

3: Finish High School

4: Get a job

5: Live to see a communist system that works

6: Get a degree in Immunology

7: Retire

8: Not die from dysentery (This should actually be higher up on the list)

9: Travel

10: Live long and prosper

11: Purchase a lot of stuff that I don't need but I can afford because I live in a developed country and I thank my parents for moving here and giving me these opportunities.

12: Live to see the technological revolution

13: Topple at least one government without being imprisoned (Any one will do)

14: End Bureaucracy

15: Survive the zombie apocalypse

16: Live life as much as I can, because I don't get anything else